Eric’s Tit Got Caught

Apparently Eric Trump got his tit caught in the Twitter wringer last weekend when he claimed the Wisconsin presidential recount called for by Jill Stein cost the lives of 5,000 children.

One might ask how did Jill Stein kill 5,000 children by ordering a recount? Well, according to young Eric, if the $3.5 million the recount cost had been spent on malaria relief that many kids lives could have been saved.


Almost instantly the Twitter world went ballistic in attacking the warped logic of Eric’s claim with such comments as, “so would paying your taxes,” “so would your dad’s private plane not having 24-carat seat belts.”

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Trump’s $100,000,000 yacht named the Kingdom 5 KR.

Using Eric’s logic I’d offer that not owning a four-story penthouse in downtown Manhattan, not owning a number of private aircraft and yachts,  not owning additional luxury homes around the nation, and not taking Mitt Romney out for a dinner of steak and frog legs that probably cost $1000 a plate would all be better spent on promoting malaria research.

I just wonder how much money the collective Trump family spends each year on things that do little to nothing to help keep deserving children alive?

You gotta be careful when you live in glass penthouses.

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