Confessions of a Dessert Slut

Yesterday I posted on facebook a 4-step method of becoming a certified dessert slut. It includes the following:

  1. Stop by Three Spoons Diner and get a piece of Ho-Ho Cake.
  2. Stop at the nearest grocery store and buy a carton of cookies and cream ice cream.
  3. Go home and place the cake in a bowl along with the number of desired scoops of cookies and cream ice cream.
  4. Eat every last morsel, using your index finger and tongue to scoop up anything that insists on clinging to the sides of the bowl. Leave nothing for the ants.

John Wend followed up my post with a comment that he has just had a piece of the Ho-Ho Cake but hadn’t thought about the cookies and cream ice cream. I saluted him on his choice of desserts but then told him he wasn’t yet ready for inclusion into the upper echelon of dessert slutiness.

Well, this morning I’ve discovered that I too am not worthy of élite status in the world of dessert sluts. I noticed that the cookies and cream ice cream I had purchased was the low-fat, reduced calorie, variety. Certainly no true dessert slut worthy of the title would have made such a rookie mistake. Sorry John!

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